Wow, First Post

My friends been telling me that I should start "blogging" for quite some time now. They say I'd be a natural "blogger!" But I'm just now getting around to it. There are so many hilarious stories I've been thinking of writing down for a long time now. But I am hereby making this a part of my daily regiment. I've gotten quite the reputation for not sticking to things, but I intend to improve those fuckers wrong for once and for all. So here I come, "blogosphere!" I hope you're ready for me.